We regret to inform you of a mishap that took place some time between 6 and 10 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009. The victim was discovered ripped and broken--even though the plastic seal top was already open--on the living room carpet, with pieces of it scattered all over the rug, floor, and under the couch.
Exhibit A:
After an attempted escape under both the bed and side table, the suspect stubbornly confessed to the crime after the smell of Honey Buzzers cereal was unarguably identified on his breath. This is the only available photo.
Exhibit B:
The suspect agreed to a plea bargain, agreeing to a limited chewy ration, ice cubes in his water, and solitary confinement during the dark hours of the night. After a good night's sleep, the reformed criminal was released on paroll.
Boxster "The Buzzer Bandit" ("Buzz" for short) can be seen during visitor hours at the Hurst Family home under the supervision of his parents (aka, his owners).
Sincerely,
The Hurst Family Press
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